i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
> Tumblr user doesn’t like Eva Marie
> Goes out of their way to constantly talk about Eva Marie and bring her up in conversation
> Said Tumblr user tries to figure out why Eva is on the Diva of the Year ballot of the Slammys
> Questions why they’re trying to make her relevant when they think she’s irrelevant
> Tumblr user keeps talking about Eva Marie
> While I am over here reacting to Tumblr user:
Lea Michele on Amber Riley (x)
This is the parody that I have been waiting for.
Where was the lie told?
dAMMIT MIZ I WANTED TO SHIP YOU AND KOFI
I MEAN YOU CRAWLED ALL SUGGESTIVELY TOWARDS HIM
AND U RUINED IT DAMMIT
So help me if you guys vote for “Unified Champion”….
You all were warned.
- Antonio: I'ma do it to him!
- Zeb and Swagger: NO!
- Zeb: FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
- Swagger: STOP PLAYIN'!
- Zeb: WHY YOU PLAYIN' FOR?!
- Swagger: YOU WRONG FOR THAT!
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN.
ACTIN’ LIKE MIZ AIN’T GON’ BITCH OUT AGAIN.
FUCK Y’ALL, OKAY?
Y’ALL AIN’T SHIT.